Trying to remove information from the Internet is like trying to remove pee from a swimming pool.

Ever find something that seems too fantastic to possibly be true?  Maybe it's because I've never met someone that was really fanatical for Star Wars or Star Trek, but this seems to be just too much.  I'm going to vote in the "this isn't real" booth, but I still wanted to share because it's still pretty entertaining (and scary).  Enjoy.